i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
It was just a little cough you thought. It was nothing some over the counter medicine wouldnt cure. Well that was two weeks ago. And no matter how much you didnt want to go it was time to make yourself enter the horrid place. Time for the doctors office. The shiver that went down your back as you parked your car was practically visible. You had gone through the entire rack of medical magazines (not that any had actually sparked your interest) when the nurse called your name. She measured the usual things like at a check up. The only difference was the amount of lung your vody was trying to eject was slightly more than normal. Just slightly. “Slighty? Miss (y/l/n), I’m afraid this isnt little tickle you can patch up overnight” Not exactly the words you wanted to hear. But it wasnt the only thing you heard. It was nothing more than mumbles to you but it was still the most interesting thing that happened in this awful place. “Sir!” So a tough guy must not like getting shots you laughed to tourself and smirked “sir you cant go in there while a doctor is with a patient” that sounded like it was right outside the door you thought. The door bursts open and there stands one of the worlds most famous heartthrobs. “Im sorry doctor he pushed his way through.” You looked at the chaos unfolding in front of you too shocked to speak. And the fact that opening your mouth meant spewing germs everywhere and you werent about that life. “And who might you be?” The doctor inquired. “Im her boyfriend doctor I deserve to be in here with her.” The doctor nodded his head towards the chairs in the room and went back to his evaluation.
” I told you you were sick” it was the first thing hed said since he started driving you guys back to the house. (Louis dropped him off at the office) “I know Harry but I dont like doctors” he looked at you with wicked confusion in his eyes. “Crazy eyes on the road styles. You go there to get treated for disease but thats also where you can catch them. Plus too many pointy tools and hes touching me all over I hate it.” “Points taken. But were getting some get well starbucks and then you are gonna have the best nurse to ever live taking care of you at home. And dont think your leaving until you can make it through a sentence without coughing.” “Am I sick or am I Cinderella?” “Only if I can be Prince Charming” always Harry always
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
We don’t talk about the fact 5sos wore sombreros (and a cymbal) on their dicks enough
I was bored so of course I was gonna
waste time making thesemake great edits
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..
You too, Booby
I’m so done.
but what really distresses me is that i saw this and my brain immediately went “Supernatural: season 4 episode 6, Yellow Fever”
i have officially reached the point of no return
No, Point of No Return was season 5, episode 18